Please pick only one post type!

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

oncemoreforluck:

christ i forgot about this fucking movie

darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

fuckyeahmytwistedmind:

fourex-:

spoopydarnni:

cumleak:

also i saw this on the unicef twitter page and thought id share

PSA ok

The second person diagnosed with Ebola is a nurse in dallas.

PLEASE EDUCATE YOURSELF
DO NOT START MASS HYSTERIA

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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when cis people can't gender place someone: confusion, despair, avoidance of self-examination
when i can't gender place someone: heart butterflies. little butterflies in my heart

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

weedjoke420:

i like to chew gum cause it adds to my bitchy aesthetic

scottthepilgrim:

j6:

when you have to poo but your phone isn’t charged enough so you sit in your chair knowing that the doodoo is starting to poke out like a turtle coming out of its shell but you just sit there waiting for your phone to charge like

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JOSH STOP

dasom for ceci

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